If someone scratched or nicked my car on accident, I'd probably let it slide, accidents happen. If it was on purpose, of course I'd be pretty upset and do something about it. But that's not what happened here. There was ZERO damage to this jerk's car, just a napkin stuck under a wiper. Oh the humanity! If Pirate's car did get damaged, I'd be right there with people offering their condolences, but that's not what happened. He's overreacting to what amounts to a minor annoyance. Also, questioning my Viper ownership? How does that even matter in this discussion? I have as much pride in my car as anyone, probably even more than most because of the time I've put in on it. It's pretty, it's fast, and I love owning it, but in the end, I know it's JUST A CAR. If somebody touches it and doesn't do any damage, I don't care. Not even a teeny tiny bit.