Gonna Spank a Civic...

[cstegall]

elem55,

Thanks for the warning...I am assuming that the one "bad a__ boys..." sticker equates to extensive Honda mod's(possible supercharged popsicle sticks,aerodynamic windshield wipers,special neon lights mounted in every orifice of the car,etc.).
As Gerald so intelligently advised...I will ask him what he has under the hood...and no matter how much he offers me I am NOT going to raise my hood for him...no matter WHAT he offers!!!


In response to a Honda challenge,
CStegall

 

[cstegall]

O.K....upon further thought I have decided to "up the ante" on this showdown. There is going to have to be some prize for the winner. Help me...I need some ideas. I have already looked at:
Updated PepBoys windshield wiper kit...
Foot pump from Leslie's Pool service(help him adjust tire pressure before/after racing...
New V-Tek stickers...
Hup caps that say "Viper ******"...or just "******"...
A sign for his exhaust that says "Big pipes do it louder!"..

Please help me here...I need something to entice him...

No flame intended...just observation...

CStegall

 

[cstegall]

Yep...that's right. I am goin' asphalt huntin' this weekend for a Honda Civic. You know the type...probably 10 year old car...driver is barely big enough to see over the dash(young)...biggest thing on or in the car is the exhaust(I think my golf clubs would fit inside that thing!)...makes that noise that sounds like popsicle sticks on a bicycle tire...has that sign that says "Bad a__ boys Drive Bad a__ Toys!"...but everywhere I go he is there!!! Like a gnat at a donut picnic..he is always there...always racing to catch up and pass me and rev those popsicle sticks...always daring me to a Viper-Honda showdown(should I notify Motor Trend for pics?)...I won't need to look for him very hard...whenever I start the car in the garage I swear that he hears it!
Sorry guys for this situation...gotta do it! gotta "nail" this gnat! Oh yes....results will be posted!

No flame intended...just observation

CStegall

Btw...I know where the Viper shows up on the chain of evolution..anybody know where the gnat shows up!

 

[cstegall]

Kung...

I have tried lotion...I've tried spray...he__, I have even tried lighting one of those "bug" candles to keep this guy away(btw..looks REAL strange in the back of a GTS...sorta looks like a Miss Cleo thing goin' on).
Yep...that torque monster Civic is in my sights...I don't care what he is putting on the ground...I am going after him! and I will post the kill on every Honda Civic site from Bangladesh(I hear they drive a lot of those there...) to Boston.
Any other Civics wanna take me on??? You know where I am...just let me start my Viper and your car will gravitate there like a moth to a flame!

CStegall

P.S. Please don't refer to my name and "anal retentive" in the same sentence. Thanks.....

 

[Gerald]

LOL!!! Please post results.. Bait him up to it.> Look scared.. Ask him what he's got.. Tell him yours is stock,etc...

Gerald

 

[cstegall]

Oh yeah, Gerald...

I will bait him(I've got 2 dozen Krispy Kreme's in the back of the car)..and I will look scared(same face I make when I dream of racing your DLM car!!!)...he will think that he has me...until I shift into forward...err, first!!! And when I pass that sob I will make sure that my exhaust heat melts those little wooden sticks!

Oh yeah, Gerald...

I will represent the Viper nation on this one...you can bet on it!...and when I get my DLM work done...I am going after the Honda Accord!!!

No flame intended...just observation,

CStegall

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Laughter is the best medicine.

I've got them coming after me every night, all night long. Once in a while I go to rice night at the dragstrip to remind them how far off they are. But still...they keep coming, like an endless supply of suicide terrorist.

 

[Gerald]

I have a tough time with the turbo eclispes!! Of course, that is until I start the car...

 

[onerareviper]

Fella's,

The rice thing just hasn't caught on here in PA. A rarely see one, and they know better. People laughed at the 'Fast & Furious'. I hope were just not 'behind the times'.... The exhaust sound those things make would drive me bonkers.

Later

P.S. - So far my only challanger has been a 2001 M5. We had an open stretch of road from 40 MPH. I CRUSHED him to 150 MPH. About 2 football fields. That's how we measure in Pittsburgh...

 

[cstegall]

Kung...

Yep..you're right...thanks for reminding me...I will make sure that his Civic is firing on all cylinders...
Thanks for the heads-up!!!!

As always...in the service of the Viper nation...

CStegall

 

[cstegall]

O.K....you guys help me here...

I have NEVER raced a monster like the one I am goin' after...
This could be like Festus trying to beat up Marshall Dillon...
Like Gilligan marrying Ginger...
Like Robin proving to Batman that he doesn't REALLY like the tight suit...
Like Greg dating his mom(o.k. that one is pretty farfetched!!)
Am I expecting too much from my 10 cylinders???
Can I really expect to see this teeny-tiny car in my rear view mirror(or will one of my defogger lines hide the image???)

O.K.!!!you can probably tell that I am having a few nervous thoughts about this...so here's the question...
Should I try to take him from a dead stop or a roll???

No flame intendend...just observation...

CStegall