Re: The origin of
Sneaky Pete. A polysylabic name that to many, emanates exemplary peformance and epitomizes the realm of the sports car genre. The simple sight of this figure relegates society to a proverbial eutopia of four-wheeled performance. But to others, the sound of the words and the sight of Sneaky Pete transmutes incredible fear and trepidation. Not only is Sneaky Pete the sight of fear, but a visual personification of the adominable catacylsm that is yet to come.
Many generation ago, the ancient tribes of Chevrolania worshiped many forms of gods. Whether it be animals, statues, and even other people, the Chevrolans praised and sought hope in a plethora of entities. Though while these people seemed to be polythesitic, they all believed in one superior being. They praised this being. They worshiped this being. And, they even sacrificed their lives for this being. This being was the omnipotent force in the world. This being was Sneaky Pete.
Though as time progressed in Chevrolan society, younger individuals began to lose hope in Sneaky Pete. They started to somewhat ignore him and regard other gods as more powerful. These demagoues even went so far as to desecrate the monuments built to honor Sneaky Pete. To the elders in society, this feared them greatly. They knew of the incredible powers of Sneaky Pete and the ubiquitous proliferation of tumultuous wrath that would result thereof. Many prayed night and day, performed honarary rituals, and even went as far to sacrifice their women and children to mitigate the furious anger of Sneaky Pete. Though unfortunately, this was not enough.
The acrimony of Sneaky Pete soon swept down upon the Chevrolans with incredible speed. Garnered in Red with White Stripes, which was and is the most powerful color combination of the world, the vengeful power sought to slay all for their sin. It dodged in and out of homes and shelters to punish and kill. It went into churches and even schools to massacre the unfaithful. Sneaky Pete did not stop until the blood of every Chevrolan inundated the gounds.
When the slaughter was over, Sneaky Pete was still not done. He wanted to curse the unfaithful forever. He then took the blood of the dead and marked the village with a sign. This sign was to forever mark weakness, frailty, and utter shame. This sign was in the shape of two crossed flags---which symbolizes how Sneaky Pete was crossed and shows how futile the Chevrolans were, just like two little innouous flags.
The whereabouts of Sneaky Pete today is still unknown. Many believed he had enough of humanity and traveled to another world. Though whereever he may be, he is still being honored today just like he was being honored many millenia ago. Although it may not be in the form of sacrifice, his prescence is used to exemplify, grace and symbolize the most powerful and omnipotent sports car today, the Dodge Viper.
