gen2lover
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you remember while driving your viper or gassing up,etc..? I'm sure we all have a few...
What is the weirdest/coolest/craziest story
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Like the 19 yr old girl that told me that she wanted to lick my car all night long in the Motel's lobby?
"Homeless person" walked over to me while I was filling up my GTS with fuel. He seemed stoned and ranted about "his" dream car for 10min. Asked me to open the hood and show him the engine, I did and he brought a diecast model of an R/T10 out of his jacket pocket and gave it to me with a "Thanks for showing me under the hood, Man."
Ted
"Homeless person" walked over to me while I was filling up my GTS with fuel. He seemed stoned and ranted about "his" dream car for 10min. Asked me to open the hood and show him the engine, I did and he brought a diecast model of an R/T10 out of his jacket pocket and gave it to me with a "Thanks for showing me under the hood, Man."
Ted
eucharistos
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Ray W
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Coming back from St Louis VOI. Had a few encounters. The best was in New Orleans. Stopped at a light 2 girls say they love the cars (Silver GTS and RT/10).Them: Give us a ride. We'll show you our puppies. Me: Love to but this is my wife in the car. Them: Tell the ***** to get out. Me: Got to go now. Wife: I hate to think what goes on when you are by yourself.
So...if I understand you correctly, a 19 yr old girl looked at you and looked at the car...and decided she'd rather lick the car?!? You think that was a compliment?
VicTxV10
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BOTTLEFED
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my gf gets insanely jealous if any girls even look at my carI get this same thing from my wife when I'm in my car.
Newport Viper
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Olando Florida K-Mart parking lot. Brazilian tour bus pulls up... the kids get out and start asking me for my autograph. Crazy!
my gf gets insanely jealous if any girls even look at my car
Last year I went out in the Viper and stopped by a Hallmark store to pick up bday cards for our girls. They had glitter on them. I didn't realize that the glitter got all over the passenger seat. About a week later, my wife goes into the car and sees all this glitter...she demanded to know if I had strippers in the car.
Vman455
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A couple months ago, a friend-of-a-friend and I are in the car, looking for a spot in a parking garage when two sorority girls walk by. One of them looks at the car, then gives us the skankiest look imaginable and licks her lips very slowly. My friend looks at me and says, "That does it. I'm stealing your car...".
eucharistos
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So...if I understand you correctly, a 19 yr old girl looked at you and looked at the car...and decided she'd rather lick the car?!? You think that was a compliment?
good catch
Kevan
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Pulling into the hotel at Niagara Falls and watching the valets beat the holy crap out of each other as they ran toward the truck.
When the 'winner' of the Battle Royale got to my window, I said..."Sorry man. No one drives the truck but me."
I wish I could describe the look on his face.
When the 'winner' of the Battle Royale got to my window, I said..."Sorry man. No one drives the truck but me."
I wish I could describe the look on his face.
V10SpeedLuvr
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A friend and I were leaving a club in Tampa, FL earlier this year around 3am. As we were walking towards the McV, we noticed a girl ******* my passenger door. Yes....******* my passenger door 
I decided we should probably go talk to her She had got in her car when we got to the Viper (she was parked right beside it). She rolled down here window and asked if it was my car. After I said yes, she starts saying how Vipers are the greatest car of all-time. We talk for a little bit longer and she tells us some fantasies she has had with Vipers and guys.....so at this time, I offer to take her for a ride down the road while my friend waited on us in the parking lot to get back
I decided we should probably go talk to her She had got in her car when we got to the Viper (she was parked right beside it). She rolled down here window and asked if it was my car. After I said yes, she starts saying how Vipers are the greatest car of all-time. We talk for a little bit longer and she tells us some fantasies she has had with Vipers and guys.....so at this time, I offer to take her for a ride down the road while my friend waited on us in the parking lot to get back 2snakes4us
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You cant take a viper out without something happening like,
folks missing their green light to go because their staring at the viper or people driving past you while your at a gas station or business of any type and spinning a quick U-turn to come back to tell you they have "never seen a real viper or a viper up close" and of course the slow drive by with the camera phone to snap a few photos. I have offered the polite and friendly ones a moment to sit behind the wheel to take a photo or two. Its funny how their faces lite up so much and haven't even gotten a ride.
Also their is always the cars that speed up on any road or Hwy to catch up to you to get a closer look and to take photos. they zoom up and sit right in our blind spot for their photos and they slide up along side and give the 2 thumbs up with the grin from ear to ear.
I have had the offers from the gals to flash me if I would spin the tires but i like my tires too
folks missing their green light to go because their staring at the viper or people driving past you while your at a gas station or business of any type and spinning a quick U-turn to come back to tell you they have "never seen a real viper or a viper up close" and of course the slow drive by with the camera phone to snap a few photos. I have offered the polite and friendly ones a moment to sit behind the wheel to take a photo or two. Its funny how their faces lite up so much and haven't even gotten a ride.
Also their is always the cars that speed up on any road or Hwy to catch up to you to get a closer look and to take photos. they zoom up and sit right in our blind spot for their photos and they slide up along side and give the 2 thumbs up with the grin from ear to ear.
I have had the offers from the gals to flash me if I would spin the tires but i like my tires too
So...if I understand you correctly, a 19 yr old girl looked at you and looked at the car...and decided she'd rather lick the car?!? You think that was a compliment?
LMAO.
Yah, well I am 53.
In Butte Montana I was waiting in the lineup of the Best Western when a guy walked in and asked me if the Vipe was mine. When I repied that it was mine he said, "I apoligize. I was feeling up your car and didn't realize that she was sitting in it. I think I freaked her out a bit." Yah, wife thought he was really a weirdo.
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VicTxV10
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A friend and I were leaving a club in Tampa, FL earlier this year around 3am. As we were walking towards the McV, we noticed a girl ******* my passenger door. Yes....******* my passenger door
AHH..have to say you would move to the front of the line with this story.
I guess she didn't ruin it by asking if your Viper had the Dodge V-8 or the V-10 option??Fatboy 18
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2001 Le mans 24hr France, Im with my friend in his Gen1 RT10, We drive into the town center of Le Mans on the Friday evening to see the start of the Drivers Parade. The place was realy heaving with people and cars everywhere. we get to the start of the drivers parade in the main square where the French police are directing traffic. A policeman steps out into the road, opens up the crowd barriers for us and allows us to park right by the main start line He then closed the barriers and told the other traffic to move along
He then closed the barriers and told the other traffic to move along alpine7822
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Took my sister to the mall to get some things for my nieces (she'd never been for a ride). So while waiting for her, I walk over to get a bottle of water. While walking back, I see a POS pull up next to the Viper (all by itself toward the back of the lot). Guy gets out and starts taking pictures with the camera phone. As I get close and unlock the doors, he jumps in his car to take off. I get to the car before he can pull away an his girlfriend says "don't mind him, he's a freak." Next thing I know he's speeding away...and I was going to let him sit in it (while I macked on his woman, of course - got to be something in it for me!!!).
Mopar Boy
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On the freeway doing 70 in decent traffic, guy and his girl are driving in the hammer lane while I am in the middle lane. The girl looks at me, glances back at her man driving, then looks at me and lips "I love you".
Poor guy dosn't know what his girl is telling people while he is in the car never mind while he is not there!
Robert
Poor guy dosn't know what his girl is telling people while he is in the car never mind while he is not there!
Robert
Fatboy 18
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Sounds like a line from American GraffitiOn the freeway doing 70 in decent traffic, guy and his girl are driving in the hammer lane while I am in the middle lane. The girl looks at me, glances back at her man driving, then looks at me and lips "I love you".
Poor guy dosn't know what his girl is telling people while he is in the car never mind while he is not there!
Robert
Mopar Boy
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Exactly how it played out!
Poor bugger!
Robert
Poor bugger!
Robert
V10SpeedLuvr
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AHH..have to say you would move to the front of the line with this story.
hahah nope, she seemed to know at least the basics of Vipers. She said she always races as the Viper in her Playstation car racing game
As for me having the best story, I have a big advantage that many here don't have. I'm single Hmmm, not sure if the "best story" has a girl in it Chad.
My wife and I were driving down the main BC highway heading home after a Charity Car Show in Mission, BC. After 3 hours of driving there was a sudden torrential downpour and a mile further down the road my runcrap equipped 98 GTS lifted a couple inches and launched left turn at high speed. I turned the wheels left, then right, stepped on the throttle and stomped the brakes ... no difference. We were spinning down the 3 lane highway towards the crest of a hill. As we spun a second time I saw a Tractor-trailer in front of us heading in our direction. The third spin and all I saw through the passenger window was truck grille, nothing else. I was thinking that my face was about even with the crankshaft pulley on the probable CAT engine in that KW. A blur and a bump then we landed beside the road. I saw the hood blocking the windshield so I looke at the wife and intelligently asked, "Are you OK?" "You f---in ... etc." so I got out and did a walk around. Drivers front wheel bent and broken, hood with bite mark missing, no front bumper cover, headlights gone, etc. Walked over to Semi and noticed that we'd blown his front tire, busted his front spring, his airtanks and fuel tank were sitting on the road surface and leaking and his front bumper was gone.
So that makes the wife and myself the only two people I know that lived through a head-on collision with a loaded Semi. Only in a Viper.
How's that for a BEST story?
Ted
My wife and I were driving down the main BC highway heading home after a Charity Car Show in Mission, BC. After 3 hours of driving there was a sudden torrential downpour and a mile further down the road my runcrap equipped 98 GTS lifted a couple inches and launched left turn at high speed. I turned the wheels left, then right, stepped on the throttle and stomped the brakes ... no difference. We were spinning down the 3 lane highway towards the crest of a hill. As we spun a second time I saw a Tractor-trailer in front of us heading in our direction. The third spin and all I saw through the passenger window was truck grille, nothing else. I was thinking that my face was about even with the crankshaft pulley on the probable CAT engine in that KW. A blur and a bump then we landed beside the road. I saw the hood blocking the windshield so I looke at the wife and intelligently asked, "Are you OK?" "You f---in ... etc." so I got out and did a walk around. Drivers front wheel bent and broken, hood with bite mark missing, no front bumper cover, headlights gone, etc. Walked over to Semi and noticed that we'd blown his front tire, busted his front spring, his airtanks and fuel tank were sitting on the road surface and leaking and his front bumper was gone.
So that makes the wife and myself the only two people I know that lived through a head-on collision with a loaded Semi. Only in a Viper.
How's that for a BEST story?
Ted
alpine7822
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I've got that one beat! I was in my CLK 320 (loved that car) on 95 North in Richmond. Doing about 65-70, semi clips my right rear, I spin and hit the wall three times (head on, tail, then head on again - almost jumped the jersey wall and went into 95 South at 50). As I came to a rest in the center lane, I look up and the semi's rear wheels are coming straight for me! He hits dead center of the hood and jumps the passenger compartment! Almost jack-knifes the rig as he lands. I walked away, no cuts, and both doors would open, no glass broken!!!
All Blue ACR
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First thing that comes to mind as I read this is that scene from Planes, trains, and Automobiles when Steve Martin and John Candy are driving the wrong way on the Highway into oncoming traffic and a pair of semis are headed right at them; Steve wakes up, screams and looks at John Candy and he is the devil laughing laughing
I've got that one beat! I was in my CLK 320 (loved that car) on 95 North in Richmond. Doing about 65-70, semi clips my right rear, I spin and hit the wall three times (head on, tail, then head on again - almost jumped the jersey wall and went into 95 South at 50). As I came to a rest in the center lane, I look up and the semi's rear wheels are coming straight for me! He hits dead center of the hood and jumps the passenger compartment! Almost jack-knifes the rig as he lands. I walked away, no cuts, and both doors would open, no glass broken!!!
That wasn't a head-on though.
Your accident goes with my daughter's Jeep Grand Cherokee. Driving along the Coquihalla and a logging trailer touched her passenger door, caused the Jeep to turn right in the rain then drove over top of her hood and spit her Jeep off the side of the highway. After crashing over a 30' embankment the windhshield was toast, the roof pulled down and she was covered in blood, but she only had minor injuries.
Ted
Mopar Boy
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Well this thread has taken a different turn....
Robert
Robert
Yup, fixing that ...
Because I own a Viper I get all my Stealth TT flats fixed for free! He actually asked me for a short ride last spring and I obliged, enjoying that free flat repairs, lol.
At VOI X Joe (Wash, VCA) and I went over to the smart car display to take some "Contrast" pics with his Sapphire/Silver ACR. While there taking the pics a WIFE wanted to pose with the car and tofor. We obilgered her and shot a couple pics. Joe mentioned that a couple of girls had begged him to slip and slide on his ACR in thongs and less. The girl heard this and said, "OK, I'll do it." ... ummmm, we were in the public car show lot! We passed on taking her somewhere else for more pics and her HUSBAND was getting kinda angry ....
That's weird. But you WILL get more offers to pose on your VIPER than anything else.
Ted
Ted
Because I own a Viper I get all my Stealth TT flats fixed for free! He actually asked me for a short ride last spring and I obliged, enjoying that free flat repairs, lol.
At VOI X Joe (Wash, VCA) and I went over to the smart car display to take some "Contrast" pics with his Sapphire/Silver ACR. While there taking the pics a WIFE wanted to pose with the car and tofor. We obilgered her and shot a couple pics. Joe mentioned that a couple of girls had begged him to slip and slide on his ACR in thongs and less. The girl heard this and said, "OK, I'll do it." ... ummmm, we were in the public car show lot! We passed on taking her somewhere else for more pics and her HUSBAND was getting kinda angry ....
That's weird. But you WILL get more offers to pose on your VIPER than anything else.
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