I double-checked the PCV valve, the IAC and the throttle cables and all were fine. I checked for vacuum leaks and could find none. As a last ditch effort I disconnected the battery for 10 minutes and voilá...problem solved. I guess the computer learned something it shouldn't have.
Side story: On a drive today a heater hose pops off the first time I get on it, which douses my VEC. After the group pulls over to see what all the commotion (read: smoke) was about, we use Dave6666's channel-locks to put the clamp back on and run to a liquor store to grab some water (thanks, Dave!). We refill my cooling system but the VEC is shorted out. The group takes off and I call my wife to bring me my tools and some canned air to blow the VEC out. She is 30 minutes away, but gets there fast and I get the car started, but it's doing the thing from Thursday. I disconnect the battery again and when I connect it the alarm is tripped. I don't have my fob (no use in locking a Gen. I) and have no way of disarming it. I call Tator and he suggests unplugging the alarm and remote modules but no-go. My wife (hereby nominated for wife of the year) runs home AGAIN and comes back with the fob to disarm the alarm. It does the goofy idling thing AGAIN so disconnect the battery and when it doesn't work, I head home. About 5 miles from home the car unlearns whatever was messing up the idle and it's fine...but only after the day is shot.
MY CAR IS RUNNING FINE NOW THOUGH. I think I'll stick to waxing instead of modding...SHEESH. And I thought women were tempermental!