ViperInBlack
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The top ten things for which Americans can be thankful:
10. 51% of American voters
9. 45% of Afghani women voting
8. Chevrolet thinking that Seger was singing “Like Iraq”
7. Michael Moore’s cholesterol and triglyceride levels
6. Robert Redford’s promise to relocate (broken)
5. Alec Baldwin’s promise to relocate (broken)
4. Johnny Depp’s decision to remain in France
3. People not being hung for praying
2. Amber Fry knowing how to operate a tape recorder
1. The letter “W”
Top ten things for which American cannot be thankful:
10. A planned SRT-10 with 2.08 rear end and 8 speed tranny
9. The SRT-10 coupe coming with hatchback
8. Future DC cars coming with XM fix-tuned to CNN
7. Legislation that label the Viper as much too loud
6. Nader’s plans for a 2500 rpm rev limiter
5. Ted Kennedy endorsing the Adkins Diet
4. Dan Rather endorsing Ted Kennedy
3. Banning of the SRT-10 since ownership is unfair to others
2. Labeling white Mamba’s as inherently racist
1. The second 2005 VCA car coming in Barbie pink
10. 51% of American voters
9. 45% of Afghani women voting
8. Chevrolet thinking that Seger was singing “Like Iraq”
7. Michael Moore’s cholesterol and triglyceride levels
6. Robert Redford’s promise to relocate (broken)
5. Alec Baldwin’s promise to relocate (broken)
4. Johnny Depp’s decision to remain in France
3. People not being hung for praying
2. Amber Fry knowing how to operate a tape recorder
1. The letter “W”
Top ten things for which American cannot be thankful:
10. A planned SRT-10 with 2.08 rear end and 8 speed tranny
9. The SRT-10 coupe coming with hatchback
8. Future DC cars coming with XM fix-tuned to CNN
7. Legislation that label the Viper as much too loud
6. Nader’s plans for a 2500 rpm rev limiter
5. Ted Kennedy endorsing the Adkins Diet
4. Dan Rather endorsing Ted Kennedy
3. Banning of the SRT-10 since ownership is unfair to others
2. Labeling white Mamba’s as inherently racist
1. The second 2005 VCA car coming in Barbie pink