Man that was one of the funniest things I've ever read! I'm here in my office by myself @ 7:15am laughing my ass off. So dude you knew it was coming so here goes the latest rap from CC21 to Goldie. This one needs a video though.
My name is Goldie and I really hate hair
So I went and bought Veet when I shoulda brought Nair
I slapped some of that s___ on my private parts
And I suddenly noticed "man that smarts"
As the pain worsened and I started to scream
I realized the meaning of take one for the team
But eventually it calmed and then you could bet
I realized it was time to get rid of my Vette
So I bought me a Viper and got the H spokes
Cuz I knew all you guys were gonna make jokes
So now I'm one of you owning a big bad snake
And by telling my story you realize this guy's no fake
Man I wish we weren't on opposite coasts cuz you seem like a good dude.
Wish you well with your car and make sure you get me some pics of those
chromed H spokes for I might do it myself. I think it would look better on your
car though due to the darker color, mine is white with blue stripes.
Hope you liked the rap for you do have nuts just for posting that story...
Big Dan