Well, If I owned the Spider man Viper....
First, I'd park it in the Spider Cave that I dug under my mansion.
Second, I'd put on my Spider man suit.
Third, I'd take the Spider man Viper out of the Spider cave
with my Spider man suit on.
Fourth, I'd drive it around looking for good looking chicks who
needed Spider Mans help, and I'd help them out
When I wasn't being the super hero that I am, I'd charge companies for me to come out for the entertainment. Of course
the Cingular signs would have to come off of the car.
An of course the Spider man Viper would now become property
of my newly formed company... oh did I mention that the
Viper would now be considered an operating expense of my new
enterprise... thanks IRS for that break.
Wow, I get to write off the cost of the car, Gas, milage put on the car, insurance, wax jobs,etc...etc...etc
Wow, you mean I can own a Viper and drive it around and get to
wear a Spider man suit and get the good looking chicks. And
I get paid to do that.... cool
Well, If I owned the Spider man Viper....