Look at this Ebay listing...MUST SEE! SELLS ONLY KEY AND KEYFOB

[gen2lover]

Item number: 270329762732. I wonder if it will work in another ACR from that year? or heck..any gen 2 viper?

EXTRA KEY FROM 2001 DODGE VIPER ACR.
REMOTE CAN BE REPROGRAMMED.
PRETEND YOU OWN A VIPER.

 

[kcobean]

Pretend you own a Viper


Her: Are those your keys?
Him: Yup.
Her: You own a Viper???
Him: Yup, come outside and check it out.
Her: Oh yeah, let's go!!
......
......
Her: That's not a Viper, it's a moped you ****!
Him: Yeah, but I got keys!!!!

 

[gen2lover]

Whats worse is those horrid body kits for your ricer to "look" like a Viper...

 

[HI-NOS-Viper]

"the bigger the opinion the smaller the pocket." "Pretend you own a viper".

 

[Mopar Boy]

Where did this guy take his marketing cource??

Robert

 

[thebigsnake]

If Viper prices fall any lower, it won't be a stretch to imagine you own a Viper.

 

[kcobean]

Where did this guy take his marketing cource??

Robert

Apparently, the same place you took your spelling course. (sorry, couldn't resist Robert )

 

[Mopar Boy]

Apparently, the same place you took your spelling course.

Apparantly! Good catch!

You are secretly just jealous your spelling doesn't stink as much as mine does, arntcha?



Robert

 

[Vman455]

Apparantly! Good catch!

Damn this whole "internet" thing...I can't tell if you misspelled "apparently" on purpose or not!

 

[gen2lover]

we should all email anyone who bids on it...just tease him...

 

[DodgeViper01]

Pretend you own a Viper


Her: Are those your keys?
Him: Yup.
Her: You own a Viper???
Him: Yup, come outside and check it out.
Her: Oh yeah, let's go!!
......
......
Her: That's not a Viper, it's a moped you ****!
Him: Yeah, but I got keys!!!!

That is hilarious.

 

[Mopar Boy]

Damn this whole "internet" thing...I can't tell if you misspelled "apparently" on purpose or not!

Robert

 

[Kala]

Damn this whole "internet" thing...I can't tell if you misspelled "apparently" on purpose or not!

He can't help stirring the *** he's a Canuck

 

[Mopar Boy]

<-----Closest thing I could find in the smileys representing stirring (swirling ??) a ***!



What can I say. We canucks are gifted at *** stirring.



Robert

 

[Kala]

<-----Closest thing I could find in the smileys representing stirring (swirling ??) a ***!

Stirring the *** Canadian style!

 

[Asp Man]

Looks like a decent remote, though. At $59 it's a tad pricey.
Question the origin of it, probably swipped it off a table at a restaurant from some poor owner.

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Really impress them, buy two.

 

[Shandon]

Funny as hell!

 

[alpine7822]

Reminds me of the trip home from the VCA party in December. Girlfriend and I stopped at ******* Barrel on the way home to stretch. I was in the bathroom when some douce walks in and says "I hope nobody messes with my car out there while I'm in here." Being curious, I take my time washing my hands and ask they guy what he's driving when he walks to the sink. He tells me it's a black Viper (gee, kind of like mine). I tell him that I'm a huge Viper fan and would love to see it and then asked where it was parked so I could take a look (funny, that's EXACTLY where I parked MINE). As we're in the store, he's still going on about it...just as my girlfriend walks up. He tells her about it too and she looks at me. It's at this point I look at him and ask "if you have such a beautiful car, then why do I have the keys?" At that point my girlfriend and I turn and walk out laughing so hard as the guy just slinks toward the restaurant. I think we laughed all the way home!!!

 

[Kala]

Reminds me of the trip home from the VCA party in December. Girlfriend and I stopped at ******* Barrel on the way home to stretch. I was in the bathroom when some douce walks in and says "I hope nobody messes with my car out there while I'm in here." Being curious, I take my time washing my hands and ask they guy what he's driving when he walks to the sink. He tells me it's a black Viper (gee, kind of like mine). I tell him that I'm a huge Viper fan and would love to see it and then asked where it was parked so I could take a look (funny, that's EXACTLY where I parked MINE). As we're in the store, he's still going on about it...just as my girlfriend walks up. He tells her about it too and she looks at me. It's at this point I look at him and ask "if you have such a beautiful car, then why do I have the keys?" At that point my girlfriend and I turn and walk out laughing so hard as the guy just slinks toward the restaurant. I think we laughed all the way home!!!

There should be a sticky thread for encounters like this...
Too freaking funny

 

[Mopar Boy]

AWESOME!

Robert

 

[Totenkopf]

That guy should list the key as part of a kit that includes a rolled up sock "bulge emulator".

 

[01ACR/VIPER]

Thats nothing,a little while back a guy had the same type fob for sale minus the guts.Impress your girlfriend was in the title.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Anyone got a spare Lamborghini key and fob they don't need?

 

[Sellshomesdrivesviper]

Anyone have a spare girlfriend if I already have a Viper key?

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Anyone have a spare girlfriend if I already have a Viper key?

I do. Do you want the Buy it Now price or a bid?

 

[kcobean]

Reminds me of the trip home from the VCA party in December. Girlfriend and I stopped at ******* Barrel on the way home to stretch. I was in the bathroom when some douce walks in and says "I hope nobody messes with my car out there while I'm in here." Being curious, I take my time washing my hands and ask they guy what he's driving when he walks to the sink. He tells me it's a black Viper (gee, kind of like mine). I tell him that I'm a huge Viper fan and would love to see it and then asked where it was parked so I could take a look (funny, that's EXACTLY where I parked MINE). As we're in the store, he's still going on about it...just as my girlfriend walks up. He tells her about it too and she looks at me. It's at this point I look at him and ask "if you have such a beautiful car, then why do I have the keys?" At that point my girlfriend and I turn and walk out laughing so hard as the guy just slinks toward the restaurant. I think we laughed all the way home!!!

Dude...I said it was black and YELLOW, and it WAS parked right next to yours. I slinked away because the chicken fried steak was callin' my name, and I was really anxious to put the batteries in my weasel ball. Some people.

 

[big-n-italian]

I do. Do you want the Buy it Now price or a bid?

i might be interested. clean or salvage title? mods? low or high miles? LMK.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

i might be interested. clean or salvage title? mods? low or high miles? LMK.

Considering its Chuck, I'm gonna say, clean title, but slighty beat up, basic bolt-on mods and high miles

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

i might be interested. clean or salvage title? mods? low or high miles? LMK.

I've been single for 48 years. I'm pretty sure there are a few in my past that will fit your requirements whatever they may be.