making viper > vetts shirts

[Proshop]

I just got everything needed to make shirts for the business and thought I might as well make some funny shirts to wear around all my vette friends. So lets here it, I want some ideas for shirts ( text only for now ).

Viper > vette

Vettes are like speed bumps, there is one in every parking lot.

Wemon dig vettes , they are the perfect size.

Need a supercharger to keep up ? Introducing the new ZR1

These are just off the top of me head.
Your turn .

 

[Detlef]

I have one that says:

"God made Vipers so Vette guys would have heroes"

 

[PaViper]

I Love Corvettes, They Taste Like Chicken

 

[bigmack339]

For Viper owners

my other ride is your mom.

 

[85 of 200]

I have one that says:

"God made Vipers so Vette guys would have heroes"

Dont be stealing my shirts

 

[HHI VIPER]

Dont be stealing my shirts

85...Keep my handle for the next batch and let me know. My other one is getting a little worn out.

 

[HHI VIPER]

Quit playing with your "NANNIES" and get in a real car! Then a VIPER logo??

 

[bigmack339]

Corvettes **** like your mom.

 

[markus]

Corvettes **** like your mom.

lololololololololololololololololol

 

[Proshop]

Quit playing with your "NANNIES" and get in a real car! Then a VIPER logo??

Nice... It's on the list.

 

[Proshop]

Corvettes **** like your mom.

Lol ok yours made it too.

 

[bigmack339]

I was the security guard in your ZR1.

 

[bigmack339]

Corvettes are like fat chics, they're fun to ride until your friends catch you.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Vettes are like speed bumps, there is one in every parking lot.

Wemon dig vettes , they are the perfect size.

I was the security guard in your ZR1.

My submission:

"Nice Corvette, my maid has one just like it"

You can substitute maid with: mom, sister, weird uncle, secretary, dog-walker, etc, etc, etc

 

[bigmack339]

For Viper owners:

rides too low for a big fat **.

 

[Jerz Viper]

Real Drivers Dont Wear Bow Ties!

Or

Corvettes....so common even a caveman can point one out

 

[ViperStaring]

"You're not a VIP if you don't drive a VIPER"

 

[ViperStaring]

"Only Real Men can handle the venom of a VIPER"

 

[ViperStaring]

I own a [year] Dodge Viper [model]. Thank you and have a good day.

 

[v10enomous]

"I Schooled Some Idiot in a Corvette Today" Aaahhh... Maybe Not

 

[bigmack339]

Corvettes, giving bald men confidence since 1953.

 

[HHI VIPER]

Nice... It's on the list.

Keep my handle Proshop and let me know when you produce some of the NANNIES ones. CHEERS!

 

[Mopar Boy]

This is your brain (viper logo)

this is your brain on drugs (vette logo).

 

[AZTVR]

Vette : For when you absolutely have to have an automatic
.
Vette : For when you want to blend in with the crowd.

Vette : Not your grandad's car. Oops, I guess it is.

 

[RevHeat]

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[rede2go]

Man I dont know how you are gonna decide,all of these responses are pretty good

 

[Proshop]

Vette :

Vette : Not your grandad's car. Oops, I guess it is.

Crovette. This aint your grandpaws car............. just kidding.

Its on the list.

 

[Twister]

Vette....the other white meat.....................viper..Very Important Person Enters Room...viper..............vette...Very Encouraged Table Tuppleware Enters...vette...............................vettes are like doorknobs..everyones had a turn................if the vette gets them wet then the viper causes sunamis...........................on the 8th day God made vettes and saw that it was not good enough........................................................every cheese wedge needs to be grated at some point..........................................i had a vette before my viper...then I saw home depot sold door stops.....................................vettes....so cheaply made even the valve covers are plastic overlays.................................................i would have got a vette but I didnt want my roof or brakes flying off...........................my wife prefers vettes..........................did you see that vette?...(wich one)?............option A...1 viper parked on left side of road..

 

[Detlef]

Dont be stealing my shirts

No worries, I got it as a present .

 

[hybrid1098]

do you have a shop proshop? I'd like to buy some shirts too.Keep my handle when you get them printed.