FinalEd357
Viper Owner
Pulling off the expressway yesterday, getting on the beast (just a little) and I see the flashing lights coming toward me turned on before I even realize it is a police officer. He immediately turns around, I pull right over and he approaches car...
Good evening, do you know why I pulled you over
Hi officer, I assume I was exceeding the maximum speed limit
I got you at 59 in a 45 zone.
I apologize officer. Today is my birthday and my wife & I are running late for the movies (I'm right in front of the movie theatre)
How's your driving record?
Actually, no points sir. I haven't had a ticket in 10 years.
"AND YOU DRIVE THIS....!!!????"
Yes sir, I drive carefully and take good care of her.
Takes my information, back to the car (for about 5 min. so I figure I'm done)
Comes back, leans in to my driver's window and asks my wife...
"So.... does he ever let you drive it?" "Absolutely, she says".
Well, you can't be a bad guy then. I'd hate to ruin your birthday - but please slow down.
How cool!
Enjoy, drive safely!
Good evening, do you know why I pulled you over
Hi officer, I assume I was exceeding the maximum speed limit
I got you at 59 in a 45 zone.
I apologize officer. Today is my birthday and my wife & I are running late for the movies (I'm right in front of the movie theatre)
How's your driving record?
Actually, no points sir. I haven't had a ticket in 10 years.
"AND YOU DRIVE THIS....!!!????"
Yes sir, I drive carefully and take good care of her.
Takes my information, back to the car (for about 5 min. so I figure I'm done)
Comes back, leans in to my driver's window and asks my wife...
"So.... does he ever let you drive it?" "Absolutely, she says".
Well, you can't be a bad guy then. I'd hate to ruin your birthday - but please slow down.
How cool!
Enjoy, drive safely!