Hey, me too - 29, single, girlfriend is a ring-hound, etc. But I'm more of just a plain smacker than a smack-talker. Does that disqualify me?<P>I have a couple really good stories, but they would be sure to incriminate me in the event that she happened to monitor this site. (I did show her how to come on here and read posts so she could see the "TIPS" add)<P>However, some she already knows about, so here ya go.<P>When I first got the car, I cruised over to a neighboring town to hang out with a friend who has a fast mustang. Us and several other hot rods are parked in the corner of a shopping mall lot, when a couple cars full of girls pull up. None of them knew me, nor had they ever seen a Viper before. They were all drooling over it and me, asking for rides and if I was married, etc. One girl in particular was leaning against the hood by the front emblems and stroking her hands over it in an ****** fashion. She just went on and on about how it was the sexiest car ever, and how she could have an ****** just touching it. Well, thats exactly what she proceeded to do (or at least it was a very good fake) and I just stood there laughing and shaking my head in disbelief. Granted, these girls were pretty young (17-19), but I had never seen anyone act that way in real life. Next, her friend (who was much cuter and only wearing a bikini and daisy dukes) insisted that I give her a ride. She started pulling out money and offering it to me - almost begging. By that time, I was about ready to break up the circus show anyway, so I agreed and helped her into the passenger side. This is a small rural town, so within minutes we were out in the middle of nowhere. The whole time she just sat over there beaming at me and gracefully putting her hands all over the interior. Something told me that this was the time to show her a little of what the car was about, so I passed the slow moving pickup in front of us and proceeded to catch 2nd, 3rd, and even 4th gear rubber up to about 150mph. As I let off the gas and let the car coast down in 5th, I looked over at my passenger to see her smiling from ear to ear. One hand was white-knuckled on the door grip and the other was at her crotch! I also noticed (how could you not) her very perky chest nearly poking through her bikini top. Then I start getting a grin ear to ear, and she turns and looks at me. She slowly licks her lips and looks me up and down like I'm a giant popsickle she wants to eat, but she says nothing. <BR>So now I start thinking about the reality of the situation. I have already been gone more than ten minutes. This girl is only 17, is probably a total ****, and I have no protection. She is drop dead hot, and obviously ready to go. My friend and others who were waiting back at the shopping center know my girlfriend and I am probably already going to get in trouble for this. Its broad daylight and I don't know the area we are in at all. This girl is drop dead hot. (did I mention that?)<BR>Anyway, I start slowing down to look for a place to turn around. She is talking exitedly about how hot my car is and how hot it makes her. I turn off into a little gravel turnout on the side of the road. I turn around and get ready to pull out. I look over at her and she is leaning over a little towards me and trying her best look ****** and seductive. I decided then that I wasn't going to succumb to temptation, but that I would play her a little until I got back to where my friends were. She was expecting a kiss and then alot more, but instead I just pulled out on the road and turned the radio up. (Funny, but I remember "sharp dressed man" by ZZtop was playing). Occasionally I glanced over at her and mouthed her a kiss, which made her blush and giggle. Anyway, when I got back to the parking spot she got out and ran over to her friends and got a pen and wrote down her number for me. She came back over and said "please call me - my mom works 2nd shift and I can hang out any time" <BR>I said "no, thats OK. I know she works 2nd - I had her last week, and she wasn't all that" She just stared at me with a confused look as I smiled and drove away.<P>One other incident happened when I took my girlfriend to work one evening. It was a club she hadn't worked at in a while, so alot of the girls there didn't know her. We drive around to the back and I get out to help her unload her bag out of the back. A couple of the other dancers poke their heads out the back door to see who is coming in. I hear excited shrieks of "come here! - you gotta see this guys car!" So a few of the girls step outside for a minute and are looking on with lust and apprecaition, mostly for the car but also for me. Now I am getting dirty looks from my sweety and she says "See you inside"<P>So I go into the club through the front door and immediately I am greeted by a very enthusiastic couple of entertainers who want me to come back with them in the VIP room. I say no, that Im just here to watch my girlfriend work, and that I need to get a drink first anyway. So I go to the bar, get a tequila, and start to sit down at a table between the stage and the VIP room. Before I can sit down, the same two girls grab me and literally start draging me back to the VIP room. They start gushing over what a hunk I am, how I should be the one dancing for them, trying to take my shirt off, and saying how much they LOVE my car, etc, etc. Between the 2 of them I can't get a word in edgewise. I am getting anoyed, but at the same time am laughing at the big deal these chicks are making over me and my car. I stand up to try to leave, saying something about having to go find my girl, when the taller one (and quite exotically beautiful and buxom) stands up as well. She is eye to eye with me in her 5-inch heels, and she grabs my shirt and pulls herself right up to me so her lips are almost touching mine. She says " I will get down and **** your **** right here if you give me a ride. And if you let me drive, you can have me any way you like!" I kid you not, those were her exact words. I was shocked, but the best part is that right as she was saying this, in walks my girlfriend!<BR>Needless to say, things got pretty tense pretty quick! Man, women can be evil! It was getting ready to come to blows, and I was having trouble keeping them calm when the bouncer comes in. I grab my girl, and the bouncer grabs the other two and holds them while I take my precious outside. It all got straightened out in the end, but to this day my girlfriend still gets upset over it. BTW, because of all the attention the car gets, SHE calls it Satan, the big blue *****.
<P>What is really fun though is to watch mens reactions to her when I let her drive around town. Guys: if you have never done it, let your wife/GF/whatever take the Viper out some Friday or Sat afternoon and follow along behind her inconspicuously in another vehicle. If she is at all cute, you will get a kick out of all the guys rubbernecking and trying get her attention.<P>
