V10SpeedLuvr
Enthusiast
I was on a 5 lane hwy (2 lanes each way and a turn lane) and look up in my mirror and see 2 trucks flying up behind me and both pass me on the left. The S10 then goes into my lane (the right lane) while the Blazer stays in the left lane. They start slowing down and slow down to maybe 2 mph. I go into the turn lane to pass them and when I do, both of the idiots gun it trying to block me from getting over. Needless to say, I grabbed 2nd gear and blew by them. I then slowed down (knowing I was in a heavily policed area). I dont know where the S10 went, but when I went to make a right hand turn (single lane turn), the Blazer makes the same turn and tries to pass me in the turn! I had to speed up so he wouldnt hit my rearend. I then got on a straight away and the a-hole continues to follow me. I make a lefthand turn and he does the same thing he did at the last turn I made (another single lane turn). I was just about to call the police and report him when he finally made a turn I didnt. I then noticed it was a cop behind me, so I made sure I was going the speedlimit. After following me for about .5 mile, he hits his lights. I pulled over and he came up to my car and asked if I knew why he pulled me over. I told him "honestly, I have no clue" (I really didnt). He says "oh really?" and turns to walk back to his car w/my license and insurance card. I said "does it have to do with the idiot in the blazer who tried to cut me off?" The cop just looked at me and I explained how they stopped in the middle of the road and trying to pass me in turns. I told the cop "I guess its because of the car" and he responded "its not the car, the car doesnt have anything to do with it". He said he saw both of us and decided to pull me over (big surprise there...do you pull over the viper w/a young guy driving or the POS blazer?). After running my tag and background history, he returns to tell me that he was gonna ticket me for speeding (said I took a 35mph turn at 46) and he didnt have enough proof to write me a ticket for what happened with the Blazer. How in the !@#$ could he write me a ticket for almost being run off the road anyway????? But since I had been cooperative, he'd let me go. He then said "And your car is not why I pulled you over". So I clarified I meant the Blazer was most likely acting like an ***** because of the car not the reason he pulled me over. His response was "Ohhhhhhh". He then let me go and told me to be safe. I know where the Blazer guy hangs out (I had sen him earlier in the night). I'm tempted to go there tomorrow night and discuss his driving skills but its not worth going to jail over. However, I'd really like to take a lugwrnech and add a few more dents to his POS truck and maybe a dent or 2 to his forehead 
