storytelling: another difference between viper and vette owners

488civ10

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hi all, had a little story to share with you all.

first off, a little background: the viper has been an object of my desire since the concept came out in 1990 and i was a wide-eyed 12 year old. i drooled back then, which means nothing has changed for me 17 years later. very recently, my dream became a reality...

the story begins this past weekend, on the way to my fiance's 10-year high school reunion. as my 96 b/w was rumbling at idle, stopped at a traffic light, she turns to me and says, "this car makes me horny. the seat keeps shaking against my ******."

i thought to myself, wow, the original window sticker did not advertise that standard feature. nice!

and there you have it... another difference between viper guys and vette boys.
 

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Wait until you get the poly engine mounts. She won't need you anymore.
 

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hi all, had a little story to share with you all.

first off, a little background: the viper has been an object of my desire since the concept came out in 1990 and i was a wide-eyed 12 year old. i drooled back then, which means nothing has changed for me 17 years later. very recently, my dream became a reality...

the story begins this past weekend, on the way to my fiance's 10-year high school reunion. as my 96 b/w was rumbling at idle, stopped at a traffic light, she turns to me and says, "this car makes me horny. the seat keeps shaking against my ******."

i thought to myself, wow, the original window sticker did not advertise that standard feature. nice!

and there you have it... another difference between viper guys and vette boys.
******? :hmmm:

Just wait until you turn on the a/c. :rolaugh:
 
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