Wife Thinks I'm the Greatest

[GraphiteGTS]

Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

Talking to a buddy on the phone this morning when I said "Yeah, I sure do love my Vipe."
The Mrs. thought I said, "I sure do love my wife."
She was all over me.
Is there no end to the inestimable value of the Dodge Viper? The car makes us kings!

 

[VIPER52USA]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's sooo great. Did I ever tell you my plan?

I'm going to name my Viper baby, so when me and my wife are going for a ride in the snake I'll say "I sure do love you baby" and the wife will think I'm talking to her.

hahaha

 

[2MANYTOYS]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

you guys ain't right lol

 

[garolittle]

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My wife would just smile and go along with a plan like that. She has me all figured out.

 

[GraphiteGTS]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

Hey, I love my wife - all six feet of her.
But I love my Viper too. (And my next Viper, as well.)

 

[2MANYTOYS]

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My wife would just smile and go along with a plan like that. She has me all figured out.

Mine too.

 

[kgrif]

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Well, to be honest you corrected her right?

 

[GraphiteGTS]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

No, Randy, let her remain delusional.
What's the harm in it?

 

[GraphiteGTS]

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Speaking of wives, how do guys like 2Many get away with having so many cars? I have only five and I get it thrown up to me in every argument that we have.

 

[RedEnuf93]

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My wife lets me go and love my Viper whenever I feel the need to! She gets more jealous about the time I spent at the work....

 

[Bill B]

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Personally I make sure that my wife enjoys them as much as I do.

 

[Qualitywires.com]

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My wife has no idea what is on my viper. What I do when she comes towards the garage is make alot of noise with my air tools, put grease on my face and great her half way up the driveway and try to give her a hug...she turns the other way and runs! She has no idea what a supercharger is cause she hasn't seen mine yet. LOL!

 

[GraphiteGTS]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

My wife has seen my supercharger as recently as 4pm.

 

[RX VIPER]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

With my luck, this is how that conversation would have been overheard in my house:

"Yea, I sure do love my vipe, but I saw all the other ones at VOI and think I need another" but oh wait, it would have gotten worse.. "a little newer and faster and ridden a lot less miles" After hanging up the phone I'd get 'that look' and in my best Bill Clinton voice I'd say, "Whad-I-DO?"

Some guys have all the luck

 

[RX VIPER]

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My wife has seen my supercharger as recently as 4pm.

Yea, too bad you only have a 3" pulley

Sorry Graphite.. couldn't resist!!

 

[VIPER52USA]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

My wife has seen my supercharger as recently as 4pm.

Yea, too bad you only have a 3" pulley

Sorry Graphite.. couldn't resist!!

AHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA, THAT WAS GREAT!

 

[Fishtail]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

I'm trying to convince my wife we need another viper. I tried telling her I love her at least five times a day -- hasn't worked

-Lou

 

[Vic]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

I love my wife - all six feet of her.

Your wife has six feet?

j/k!

 

[GraphiteGTS]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

Yeah, makes it easier to kick me in the rear when I mess up.

 

[Vic]

Re: Wife Thinks I\'m the Greatest

lol!