You know you own a Viper when.....
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Just A Dream
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when a corvette pulls aside and cowers as you pass em
Vic
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You're still satisfied with the ownership experience, and still love your ride after 5 years!
(Out of a few dozen cars and trucks, this is the only car that has ever made me feel this way, as usually I've moved on to another model by this time)
(Out of a few dozen cars and trucks, this is the only car that has ever made me feel this way, as usually I've moved on to another model by this time)
... yours is bigger than theirs!
... yours is bigger than theirs!
Midwest Muscle
Viper Owner
Your left leg is hot even when the temperature is freezing outside ... stock Viper that is!
ViperKSA
Viper Owner
When girls flash you on the highway 
One Day I'll Have One
Enthusiast
Lucky man ViperKSA. 
DodgeViper01
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I think I am going to really like this thread. Should get entertaining.
Andrew/USPWR
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when a corvette pulls aside and cowers as you pass em
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....... when a corvette pulls up next to you and they ignore you. You know your in your Viper.
Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen a corvette driver acknowledge me when driving in the viper. Out in my Suburban and their all looking around like their W on parade.
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....... when a corvette pulls up next to you and they ignore you. You know your in your Viper.
Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen a corvette driver acknowledge me when driving in the viper. Out in my Suburban and their all looking around like their W on parade.
BLUESNAKE367
Enthusiast
You pull up to a Vette, and the knock out Blonde jumps into your car...
OR
Every import scraping the ground with trash can exhaust is trying to race you.(believing a 140hp Honda Civic with a NX system stands a chance)
Keepem going guys.....
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Every import scraping the ground with trash can exhaust is trying to race you.(believing a 140hp Honda Civic with a NX system stands a chance)
Keepem going guys.....
Midwest Muscle
Viper Owner
It's funny you said that about the ricers. I took my GTS out for a few miles today, and some kid in a lowered-way-too-far Acura was giving me revs out of his fart can. [******]?
Mike M
Mike M
Finally got it !
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When your son,who is not even three yet, can tell when daddy pulled into the garage.
Viper,Viper,Viper.
Viper,Viper,Viper.
Blue Pilot
Viper Owner
When you go to pick your kid up at school, and all the kids in the pick up line still hoot and holler even though they have all seen the car for the past 4 years!
AZTVR
Enthusiast
When the neighborhood guys driving by, stop and point your car out to their kids in the back seat and say "Look at what Daddy could have had if he hadn't had you."
When yur out with yur wife and from across the club an old girlfriend you havent seen in 5 yrs arranges her thumb and pinky on the side of her head signaling a phone and silently mouths out " call me " even though yur wife is starring right at her.
Andrew/USPWR
Enthusiast
......when your driving down the highway and know matter how open the road is up ahead of you, there's car all around you checking it out.
DodgeViper01
Enthusiast
Personal experience? If so you have got to let us know how that one turned out.
Jay Herbert
Enthusiast
Maybe she wanted your wife to call her.
Now look what you made me do, I spit my drink all over my keyboard
Midwest Muscle
Viper Owner
I got one >> When your neighbors start coming over to make small talk. I've lived in this new house for four months, and could count on one finger the times a neighbor has just meandered over.
I've had the Viper a few weeks, and I know most everyone in my neighborhood. They just magically started showing up and introducing themselves.
Coincidence?
Mike M
I've had the Viper a few weeks, and I know most everyone in my neighborhood. They just magically started showing up and introducing themselves.
Coincidence?
Mike M
DodgeViper01
Enthusiast
Gotta love people right.
santo
Viper Owner
... every trip to the corner store is an adventure.
Santo
Santo
TCKTPLZ
Enthusiast
You know you own a Viper when the road to happiness is not around the corner; it is the corner!
DodgeViper01
Enthusiast
I like that one too.
JPL
Viper Owner
.....watching the guy in front of you almost kiss the guard rail
as he's taking a pic of you with his camera phone! True,
on 684 coming back from Tators, my buddy and I were dying laughing!
as he's taking a pic of you with his camera phone! True,
on 684 coming back from Tators, my buddy and I were dying laughing!
V10SpeedLuvr
Enthusiast
When even cops come up to you and ask "wanna race?". That happened to me a few days ago when I was parked at the gas station. I told the cop "sure", thinking itd be really fun and he was like "I dont mean this Crown Vic. I've got a 996 twin turbo at home". He then said his Porsche spun a rod bearing at Road Atlanta and it was costing him $25,000 to get it fixed
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