I've had a few speeding tickets but my funniest, um, luckiest happened one nice afternoon last summer. I was just puttin' around for a few hours enjoying the day. As you guys have all experienced, every Honda with a fart can owner and his dog wants to race, but I decided I wasn't going to give in. Finally, after three hours of enjoying driving around beautiful Vancouver Island, I decided to head home. I stopped at the last red light before the clover leaf onto the highway towards my house. Of course, some hopped up Civic with No Fear stickers pulls up beside me. They all wanted a show and I decided to oblige. I fire out of the hole and hit the clover leaf at about 90 mph having to nearly power turn it to make it. Just as I enter it there is an "Alert" (what they call a drunk driver check stop out here) set up right in the corner! There are four or five cop cars and an officer standing right in the middle of the road waving me over like his arms were on fire! You should have seen the look in his eyes when I entered the corner at Mach I!! I thought "@%#$@%!!@" I'm going to jail for sure. He wasn't impressed when I said "Well the good news Officer is that I haven't been drinking, the bad news is if you had been any further out onto the road you would have a Sneaky Pete tattoo on your crotch!"
After sucking a$$ for about half an hour it turned out the cop's daughter and mine had gone to the same summer camp and were friends. What a break, he gave me a front license plate ticket and sent me on my way!
Disclaimer: I never street race in any residential areas and this was on a freeway, but I still made a bad decision hitting a blind corner at that speed (even though I had been through there a thousand times). I was lucky and learned my lesson...always look for the reflection of flashing red lights above the clover leaf if you can't see the turn itself!!
...waiting for the flames from MASR (Mother's Against Street Racing). Sorry, that was probably in bad taste. Just to remind you, I don't street race, I leave traffic lights rapidly to ensure minimal time is spent reaching the approved limitations in velocity as dictated by our law enforcement officials. And I never do this rapid light leaving in residential areas that have children, pets, etc. I don't call what I do street racing, I call it using the vehicle I am lucky enough to own within it's, and my safety limits.