Blood poisoning, eh? Not too cuddly. Cool though, but why not Brain Tumor? What's the Latin translation of that anyway? Maybe it's a clever reference to venom? Ya think? Quick, eh?
My forum name is Latin for Russell's Viper, which is fitting I suppose for me, given that mine is mine (mmmmm, tautology?), but actually not coined by this Russell. Vipera Russelli is actually a pit viper (aren't they all?) that kills more people in Africa every year than any other snake (via a bit of HEMOTOX, you might say), which was initially identified, classed and catalogued by a guy named, um . . .
In other news, it's good you find yourself so humorous, as you're likely your most loyal audience and few things are as important as keeping yourself laughing. I find that my particular sense of humor has either grown on me or developed for my audience over the years. Whatever the case, I can be quite entertained by it as well, although sometimes I do spoil it by seeing the punch line coming from almost the beginning of my delivery. No matter. I laugh anyway--I'm a huge fan . . . protecting a fragile ego . . . from a demanding but supportive audiance . . .
Yes, the **** lab counts 10-times the espresso potential. Caffeine gives in to exhaustion in a mere 24 to 36 hours, while crystal's good for five or six days, which segways nicely into my personalized Viper plate: EUFORIA. Ahhhhhhh... That is what's ids all about, isn't it?