Does anyone want a FREE Viper that needs TLC?

[Doug Supercharged Vipers]

Just for fun It's yours for free if you are the 30th person to tell us why your Viper is better than a Corvette

It's an Infra-red power watch controlled Viper....

Horn blows
Alarm works
Runs Forward, Reverse, Left, Right
Engine starts
Lights work
Doors open

 

[twinvipers]

I need it...

 

[GR8_ASP]

Cause it is a Dodge

 

[GR8_ASP]

Because it is (much) faster

 

[GR8_ASP]

Because it is Viper Red

 

[GR8_ASP]

8.3 liters. Nothing more needed to be said.

 

[GR8_ASP]

Damn this is going to be hard!

 

[GR8_ASP]

Brakes. Can you say BRAKES?

 

[FLOORIN04]

BECAUSE I SAID SO!

 

[GR8_ASP]

Sidepipes. When did Vette have sidepipes?Yeh, I know once upon a time. Too risky for the general now.

 

[GR8_ASP]

It fits a child car seat (really)

 

[GR8_ASP]

345. Just 345.

 

[Doug Supercharged Vipers]

LOL!

Not consecutively

 

[GR8_ASP]

Because I can type Viper quicker than you.

 

[GR8_ASP]

Who needs heads up the Viper makes everyones head go up.

 

[FLOORIN04]

because we have tuners like DOUG LEVIN Motorsports working on are srt rockets.

 

[GR8_ASP]

Real hood scoop.

 

[GR8_ASP]

Shucks!

 

[FLOORIN04]

dual air filters with real ram air!

 

[Casey]

It's a DODGE!

 

[Gerald]

viperSRT, too funny!!!

 

[GR8_ASP]

Yep, had the keyboard a motoring.

 

[Dave T (BADVENM)]

because the look on peoples face when I drive by is worth every penny!!

 

[Casey]

If you've seen my GTS, you know why it's better than any Corvette!

 

[Hostile]

I do not have to remove the snow plow from my Viper[corvette is a winter rat with snowplow]

Skeeter

 

[Mike 99ACR]

Because its a MAN'S sportscar!

 

[Casey]

Because my Son asks me everyday to go for a ride in Daddy's Viper!

 

[2002_Viper_GTS_ACR]

Because I dont have to WAVE at 50 identical cars, like the vette guys do, every time they pass a fellow owner.


Jon

 

[Casey]

30?

 

[Casey]

yes!