Paolo Castellano
Enthusiast
Grandma Test:
This was the one I was worried about the most as far as being at an obvious disadvantage:
I did, however have a plan to please Grandma……..
My wife, Carrie, made Grandma a hemorroid cushion with a matching head pillow and a curtain to put over the rollcage for the waist level as well as the part for eye level.
We then had a brief dialogue regarding her disgusting flatulence. She had quite sweet tone quality and a duration that almost matches that of the Heffner super cam in my car.
You could tell she really appreciated someone who was a flatulence conoisseur like myself. I am sure I scored points big time here! LOL!
I offered to help her into the car and she insisted she knew how to get in and had, in fact, done so many times before……… Well, maybe not!
She first tried to get in sideways through the bottom, then she said, “Oh, that won’t do……”
She finally was able to get in the way I suggested but was worried people would see up her dress. I handily got out one of my detailing towels and shielded her from being seen. She then accused me of trying to look up her dress, I assured her she had nothing to worry about!
Everything was going fine up to the point that I pushed the clutch in to start the car…..
There was a horrible snap and it felt like the clutch fell out of the ffing pedal area.
I had to take the seat out through the roll cage with Grandma sitting in the passenger seat. She assured me this mechanical work would not detract from the Grandma test. She did, however tell me her balls were sweating terribly and to hurry if I could.
I managed to get the clip back in place so the clutch was fully functional again.
She told me to take it easy once we started rolling. She told me I had permission to go
Through 2nd and 3rd gears as fast as I wanted when the road would permit.
After the camera was off Grandma said, “That’s a fast f*&^ing car dude!!!”
This was the one I was worried about the most as far as being at an obvious disadvantage:
I did, however have a plan to please Grandma……..
My wife, Carrie, made Grandma a hemorroid cushion with a matching head pillow and a curtain to put over the rollcage for the waist level as well as the part for eye level.
We then had a brief dialogue regarding her disgusting flatulence. She had quite sweet tone quality and a duration that almost matches that of the Heffner super cam in my car.
You could tell she really appreciated someone who was a flatulence conoisseur like myself. I am sure I scored points big time here! LOL!
I offered to help her into the car and she insisted she knew how to get in and had, in fact, done so many times before……… Well, maybe not!
She first tried to get in sideways through the bottom, then she said, “Oh, that won’t do……”
She finally was able to get in the way I suggested but was worried people would see up her dress. I handily got out one of my detailing towels and shielded her from being seen. She then accused me of trying to look up her dress, I assured her she had nothing to worry about!
Everything was going fine up to the point that I pushed the clutch in to start the car…..
There was a horrible snap and it felt like the clutch fell out of the ffing pedal area.
I had to take the seat out through the roll cage with Grandma sitting in the passenger seat. She assured me this mechanical work would not detract from the Grandma test. She did, however tell me her balls were sweating terribly and to hurry if I could.
I managed to get the clip back in place so the clutch was fully functional again.
She told me to take it easy once we started rolling. She told me I had permission to go
Through 2nd and 3rd gears as fast as I wanted when the road would permit.
After the camera was off Grandma said, “That’s a fast f*&^ing car dude!!!”
When she cracked off I'd have retorted "Why speak of love at a time like this?"
